right in the pants feels.
  1. so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about

  2. rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

    rosaparking:

    yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

  3. hermeneurotic:

    itsbobsledtime:

    hermeneurotic:

    things that are bad:

    • headache
    • acne
    • honours session was a waste of time (everyone is incompetent, including me)
    • no more ice tea (????)
    • boyfriend’s dad
    • randomly lost followers (?????????)
    • only one person liked my selfies (fuq u all)

    things that are good:

    • perfect wings
    • bestfriend + drunk
    • early bed
    • watched a video of a dog and a kangaroo that are friends
    • water

    TOME CAME AND I AM SO EMBARRASSING YOU CAN’T TAKE ME ANYWHERE

    He’s embarrassing tho? White boy dreadlocks and fried, half formed politics. Who cares what he thinks???

    he keeps scabbing off us then calling us drug pushers. 

  4. mugglenetmemes:

So I got a purse with The Marauder’s Map printed all over it. While I was looking it over I found this symbol. I was wondering if anyone could tell me what it is and what it means! http://ift.tt/1qvz6Oo

ok i’ve been trying to decipher this, it’s an alchemy recipe of some sort. here’s two of the possibilities it could be, i’m not so sure about the lines with the dots or if it’s a B or an 8 but i’m at work so this was the best i could do for now :) hope it helps!

    mugglenetmemes:

    So I got a purse with The Marauder’s Map printed all over it. While I was looking it over I found this symbol. I was wondering if anyone could tell me what it is and what it means! http://ift.tt/1qvz6Oo

    ok i’ve been trying to decipher this, it’s an alchemy recipe of some sort. here’s two of the possibilities it could be, i’m not so sure about the lines with the dots or if it’s a B or an 8 but i’m at work so this was the best i could do for now :) hope it helps!

    alchemy

  5. blueberry-night614:

    i been waiting this post my whole life

  6. deaneggsandsam:

    when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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